BREAKING NEWS:

Lost Royal Gorge “Specific Plan” Found!

Startling Discovery:

When all hope was gone, a lucky break led to the discovery of Royal Gorge LLC’s latest “Specific Plan” in the children’s department of IKEA. No explanation has been given for the plan’s surprising location, but authorities are elated at the plan’s finding. After being appraised of the discovery, one official expressed “amazement at the plan’s condition considering where it was found.” Calls into Royal Gorge have not been returned. The plan was located after an employee alerted the webmaster at www.saveoursummit.org of strange notations on the object. The employee claimed he was puzzled by the “Administrative Draft- Private” stamp and decided to investigate. Googling “Administrative Draft” led him to www.SaveTheSummit.com, and from there to SOS: Save Our Summit (www.SaveOurSummit.org).

“Save Our Summit” alerted authorities and the rest is history.

Unfortunately, there is no word as to the whereabouts of the “Water Supply Alternatives” study. The public has been asked to keep their eyes open for the missing document. The search has been narrowed to big box hardware stores, with particular attention given to plumbing departments.

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Best Wishes for the Holidays and have a Happy New Year from “Save Serene Lakes”